I’m going to be LIVE and in-person, signing I, Superhero!! at two Barnes & Noble (Barnes & Nobii?) bookstores in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area this weekend! Come see me Saturday, starting at 1 p.m., at the B&N at 75 and Northwest Highway in Dallas (across from Northpark Mall), or Sunday, starting at noon, at the B&N in Irving (Las Colinas) on MacArthur just south of 635.
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To those who may have actually come here by searching for those things, I apologize for my deception. You should punish me by buying a book and then refusing to let me autograph it. Seriously. That would make me feel awful. Just…awful.